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Studio: Dream Zone Entertainment
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Approximate Running Time: 01:25:16
Released:2010
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Editor's Review


I love "Roseanne," that television show was one of the most awesome fundamentals of my formative years along with "The Cosby Show" and "Married with Children." Unlike the other two which make me feel horribly creepy just thinking about any of the characters naked, my long standing crush on both Darlene and her husband David, makes me a little willing to brave one more porn parody. Please porn gods don't make me regret that decision!

Hello David! Hot - doesn't match the original at all but in this instance I'll accept the substitution - damn! Darlene is a pretty great version as well, her hairs the wrong color but they're something about her face that's almost perfect to my memories eye. David and Darlene's scene is almost as hot as I wanted it to be, David really has an enthusiasm for muff diving that's very hot to watch and Darlene gives as good as she's got with some serious deep throated action. It would have been perfect if not for the facial.

DJ has two sleeve tattoos and a love of plastic teacher boobies, I can't actually say if that's an upgrade but I find little reason to complain. The sex is pretty average for a mainstream porn parody, nice in a middle of the road kind of way. I felt myself singing that old commercial theme song "after these messages we'll be ri-ght back" it just seemed like a good place to get up and stretch my legs or something. It was pretty typical reaction to the other sex scenes as well for me, something that probably had more to do with my Darlene/David crush than the actual scene's hotness level.

Plot wise there was a lot of bickering that somehow didn't quite live up to the original's side splitting awesomeness. Instead of being a funny and insightful look into common life it was a sexy parody wrapped in the trappings of a show with strong female leads that ended up seeming like a wall to wall whine fest when the characters had their clothes on. Darlene would whine about not enough sex then Roseanne would whine about how unsatisfying married sex is, then Becky would make a crack about how little she wants to hear any of that. Even the laugh track seemed half hearted in places.

Overall "Roseanne The XXX Parody" was a mixed bag. If you're a Darlene/David fan I'd say it's definitely worth picking up. Otherwise if you don't mind, average, porno sex it's not bad. If you were hoping for really hot D/s sex between Dan and Roseanne you will be disappointed and both Becky's scene and Jackie's didn't feature their husbands at all. The biggest thing I've got to say about this particular parody though is that it didn't feel like an utter and complete betrayal of any of my favorite characters. I could totally see Jackie having a hot fuck session in the jail or Becky bumping uglies with a random sports player on the couch. The lack of an urge to vomit, that's pretty high marks for a porn parody of something from my youth in my book.