Expectations
Who knows? Red Light District has been all over the board. Some of their DVDs have been amongst the worstI've ever watched, while others have been solid gonzo affairs. Your guess is as good as mine.
Capsule Review
I've got really mixed reactions about this disc. On the one hand, I'm not hugely into the premise ofinternal cum shots inporno. To tell you the truth, they tend to be boring. There's a reason that the facial became so popularin porn, and swallowing can be even sexier. But cream pies, I can take 'em or leave 'em in porn. But, on the other hand, the idea of solid euro girls in an RLD feature is very appealing to me. On the third hand, theseparticular euro girls leave a lot to be desired. This is no Private DVD!
Technical
The technical aspects of this DVD are typical of RLD, adequate but nothing special. Lighting is ok, videois ok, and audio is ok. The mastering is acceptable.
Director
Brandon Iron
Extras
Behind the scenes, bonus footage, photo gallery and trailers.
Target Audience
Hardcore raincoater's and cream pie fans
Scene Review
Scene 1 - Sabina Black
Sabina is a cute, eastern european brunette. She has a cute face and freckles. She wear a skimpy bluebustier affair and is generally easy on the eyes. Notice I said cute, she is not beautiful. She speaksbroken english, which is fine by me since I love europorn. Her natural breasts are pert and lovely. Shebends over for us and the teasing begins. Unfortunately, it does not last nearly long enough. Alsounfortunately, she removes that very cute outfit. She fingers her ass briefly before being joined by3 studs who will do a triple with her. They are used heavily in this flic. One of them is black for thosewho enjoy interracial. This girl needs to learn to suck a cock, as she spends most of her time moaning withjust the tip between her lips. Yawn. They take turns fucking her vag and anal, and she is air tight inseveral positions. She takes two cream pies in the pussy, drips them out on a piece of glass, and licks themoff. I find this fairly boring. Whack Factor: 6
Scene 2 - Lucie
Lucie is a cute brunette in a great animal print minidress. She looks very sexy, and is one of thebest looking girls I have seen in an RLD film. She does a brief interview for the camera and teases us abit. The black guy from scene 1 shows up again and begins to eat her out. Then she returns the favor bysucking on him. She's better than Sabina, but still no BJ artist. He fucks her from behind, and thenanal cowgirl. She does PTM and a slew of other positions before taking a weak anal cream pie. What a letdown. Whack Factor: 5
Scene 3 - Charlotta
Charlotta is a less than attractive brunette in another animal print minidress. She has small, droopy tits,a very rare combo! The three guys are back in this scene. She stands and bends to blow them while shegets eaten from behind. There's about as much heat in this scene as there is in my Fridgidaire. She getsfucked in a variety of positions and performs DPs and ATM. Eventually, she takes three cream pies in thebutt which she drips into a shot glass and drinks. This is disgusting. Then she takes a second roundof pop shots in the mouth and swallows. A little less disgusting, but I'm still picturing that shot glassthing. Whack Factor: 2
Scene 4 - Ulma
Ulma is a bleached blonde with really bad roots. She wears a cute black minidress. Her natural tits areok, but not spectacular. There's two of the three guys are here again. She takes turns blowing them. There's PTM galore. She does anal and a DP before taking two shots in the pussy. She drips them into the shot glass.These pops were so weak that she had to probe around with her fingers to scrape enough out to prove thatthere was a pop. What's the point? Whack Factor: 3
Scene 5 - Nina & Lucie
Nina is a less than beautiful girl with bruises (yes, I'm talking black/blue/yellow bruises) on her tits.Lucie is a good looking girl with warts on her face. C'mon people! Let's do a little better job on the casting, huh? They wear minis and thongs. They tease a little. Too bad it's not for longer, because theirbutts are their best side! Here come the three guys again. They do hide the sausage in a variety of oral,anal, vag, PTM, ATM, and DP combinations. At least there is some heat to this scene, it was starting to feel real cold around here. They all cream in Nina's pussy and she drips it into Lucie's mouth. This isabsolutely disgusting. Are there really people who get off on this shit? Whack Factor: 2
In Conclusion
Don't waste your money. By the end of this flic, I've sworn off eating for a week! Nausea has set in.
Overall Whack Factor: 3
Review from Adult DVD Talk