Talking For You! #2

This is an amateur solo rub-one-out flick which in my mind follows the standard formula: one of the girls shines, the rest embarrass themselves. As I know that it takes quite a bit of courage to put yourself out there like that which is admirable, endearing, & yadda-fuckin-yadda, this does not mean critical asylum - amateur shithouse production or no. So I will take one at a time and give you a quick first impression. If no further than first impression then you'll see why they always make a big deal out of the first impression in the first place. Per my standards at least, in such films if you suck in the first 10-15 secs you have given me zero evidence that you will be any better to be worthy my next 7-12 minutes or what have you. So here we go: 1) Caprice - She's laying on her bed and telling me she is laying there with her pussy. Now 'pussy' is a good word and in this context - it's mint. However, she manages to F that up because she is holding in her arms a nice toy stuffed PUSSY cat. Get it? WOW. The dialog quality then plunges to the almost insane: "Do you like almost....everything I do?" Not even close to almost, sweetie...in fact a NO from Neptune is still not near far nuff...or somethin'...ne-way...NEXT. 2) Misty - I felt like I was being served by an extremely lazy, banged up waitress as she lie draped across that little arm chair with a bruised up arm and basically recites the entire menu, the specials, & the soup of the day: "Would you like me to show you my tits first or blah or blah or blah?" BLAH. 3) Airyan Michaels - I'd say this gal was a robot as she looks over to her right every other second to what I guess are cue cards (?) as she.....speaks....like....this....so....I ....clicked...over...to....4) Jade - FINALLY. Something to watch and friggin' good. Damn friggin' good in fact. Jade's a minx and she can work a cooter & a camera. WATCH HER. Worth it in fact one might say she is the only one worth clicking on in this vid since...5) Olivia STINKS!. After a ham-handed "OH it's you! HIYA!!!" rap she says something like: "Your cock is really really really big. I didn't realize you were so hung". Riiiiiight. Well, I have better things to do than have my intelligence insulted. GOOOOD DAY TO YOU, DEAR! -DiggityDog (10/07)

Scene 4 is Jade's turn. Watch as she is in the 90-95% awesomeness percentile with only a few cliche douche chill moments like the cheesy: "You like that?" - as it oddly reminded me a bit of Edith in the old sit-com All in the Family for whatever reason. Fuckin' weird. But returning now from far left-field, I believe she more than makes up for the 2-3 stumbles and just kills the spot, steals the show, and demonstrates that it is indeed hard but still possible to soar like an eagle & rub your pussy when you work with turkeys. Good job, Jade! Everyone else, not so much. And to answer Jade's questions per her set (though I think she was probbaly just being nice): YES I would like to suck your tits & YES I would like to fuck your pussy. So if you were serious please look me up (hey, it never hurts to ask). As for the rafter/bale/dule/posse/death-row/brood or to use a perhaps easier custom collective noun: the gobbling gaggle, I still wish you well despite your solo performing inadequacies and hope you are happy, careful, & further I advise you watch your asses as Thanksgiving is not too far off.